Doug becomes jealous when Carrie makes the mistake of telling him she finds Deacon attractive; The gang go paintballing to celebrate Deacon’s birthday, which turns into a war of jealousy.
The Heffernans are again thinking about getting pregnant, just four months after Carrie’s miscarriage. But there’s one problem: Arthur. Now that his last friend from the senior center has moved…
Now that Deacon and Kelly have separated, Doug makes it his mission to get his friend out of the funk he’s been in by taking him out to the clubs….
Doug’s parents visit while Carrie’s on a business trip and take over running the house, making Doug feel like a kid again. Also, Arthur tries to strike it rich by…
Doug cannot spend time with Carrie on Valentines Day, because he has to deliver penguins, with Deacon, from one zoo to another. Yet, along the way, they run into some…
A waitress flirts with Doug which causes him to start acting strange.
With no end to the IPS workers strike in sight, Doug tries substitute teaching at his sister Stephanie’s school.
Since Doug never gets what he wants from Carrie, he uses Arthur to ask Carrie for them, so he gets what he wants. Meanwhile, Spence is first on line to…