Barney Martin

In the beginning of a special 5 part: Henry shrugs it off when Punky sees fire trucks driving down the street outside the apartment building, then Henry gets a call…

Henry spends much of the day trying to call Chillings. When Henry finally does get Chillings on the phone, Chillings tells Henry that Punky has been placed with new foster…

Jerry’s parents come to town for a 50th anniversary party. Jerry bets Kramer that he won’t complete his plans to renovate his apartment with levels in a month. Jerry takes…

Elaine regrets accompanying Jerry on a visit to his parents, where local gossip includes how Jerry acquired a pen that writes upside down.

Jerry’s dad has a bad time at the back doctor’s; Elaine wants to part with her boyfriend; Jerry’s unhappy with George’s network ”negotiating.”

The network president doesn’t play George’s game; Jerry deals for his ”broken” watch; Elaine is a hot topic in the office of her psychiatrist boyfriend.

Elaine’s prank leads a reporter to believe Jerry and George are a gay couple.

Kramer wants to audition for Jerry and George’s pilot; and the network president becomes obsessed with Elaine.

Jerry’s girlfriend poses as his wife to get in on his dry-cleaning discount.

Kramer plans to profit from raincoats created by Jerry’s dad; George sells his dad’s old ”cruisewear.”

The sale of Morty’s raincoats is delayed; George tries to buy back his dad’s clothes.

Gang members protest George’s handling of a scholarship named for Susan; some find Jerry’s new girlfriend objectionable; Peterman wants Kramer’s life experiences for his own autobiography, written by Elaine.

Elaine’s review of a film loses her friends; a woman mistakes George for her boyfriend; Jerry visits his parents in Florida.

Kramer retires and moves next door to Jerry’s parents in Florida; Susan’s parents catch George in a lie; Elaine can’t tell if she’s part of an interracial couple.

Joey feels like his life is going nowhere. He doesn’t want to read a bad review of his last performance, and he doesn’t have to, because the newspaper’s employees are…

Lana learns that Harry has a criminal record when she tries to find out his age to settle a bet.

Rose has a new man, Carl, in her life but suddenly out of the blue Miles returns, still undercover in the Witness Protection Program. However, things get hairy when Carl…

Kramer stores his own blood to avoid a blood-bank fee; George tries to combine his two passions, sex and food; Elaine’s plan to show responsibility backfires; Jerry trains with fitness…

A physical therapist bothers Jerry, angers George and attracts Kramer. Meanwhile, Kramer promotes friendliness within his building.

Jerry’s family lives it up at the Plaza for free, thanks to Elaine; the fumigation of Jerry’s apartment disables Kramer’s taste buds.

George has a meeting with Marisa Tomei; the Cadillac Jerry buys his father sparks trouble for his dad.

Elaine fails a drug test–twice–and loses her job; Jerry talks about his Uncle Leo on ”The Tonight Show.”

George finds a new romance–in a women’s prison; Kramer buys a chicken, then puts his fowl to foul use; Elaine encourages her shaved-headed beau to grow back his hair.

Kramer’s girlfriend disrupts his sleep; Jerry’s parents think he needs financial aid; George ponders an inheritance.

George becomes obsessed with Marisa Tomei after he’s told he’s her type; Jerry gives his father a Cadillac.

A bookstore busts Uncle Leo for shoplifting and George for bathroom reading; a misdeed at a company party costs Elaine; Kramer and Newman get a rickshaw, and audition homeless people…

The rapist returns to St. Eligius; Daniels stays on the job as Rosenthal leads most of the other nurses out on strike; Ellen persuades Dr. Craig to go to a…

Jerry and George discuss the movies and George’s desire to get his fifteen minutes of fame. Kramer is off to the beach. Elaine calls a friend, whose father is in…

The videotape Kramer made is played for the jury. When the NBC executives arrive, George forgets about the trial for a moment and complains loudly about the plane. The prosecution…

Rehearsals for the pilot begin. Russell’s obsession with Elaine begins to affect his work. George asks TV Kramer about the raisins. The real Kramer might be forced to work on…

Vint’s dumb luck gets Mama dragged to a party with the ”beach bum” she’s been trying to avoid.

After Mama wins a trip to Hawaii on Jeopardy!, Mama and the family (plus Iola) say aloha!