Bob Spiers

After awakening with a hangover, Edina ’Eddie’ Monsoon frantically prepares to launch a major fashion show. Meanwhile, her unsympathetic daughter, Saffron—whom Edina had promised to quit drinking—constantly reprehends her mother’s…

Unable to fit into the majority of her clothes, Edina becomes determined to lose weight. At the office, she is horrified upon learning of an upcoming visit by Penny Caspar-Morse,…

Edina & Patsy go on holiday in France, where they find themselves staying in a rustic cottage, instead of the château they were expecting. There is no food or wine,…

Patsy helps Edina break in her new isolation tank upstairs, while Saffron works with classmates on a presentation for her sixth form college’s open day. Edina is left feeling useless…

Edina is none too pleased about her 40th birthday. As opposed to the glamorous, star-studded surprise party she had hoped for, Edina is disappointed to learn that Saffron has planned…

Patsy, who is temporarily staying with the Monsoons, becomes jealous when Edina reconnects with an old boyfriend. During one of her sporadic appearances at work, Patsy is assigned to host…

Patsy becomes the subject of a tabloid sex scandal following an affair with a married MP. Edina checks into a hospital for surgery after injuring her big toe. Patsy tags…

When Edina’s father dies, a grief-stricken Saffron is horrified by her mother’s apathy. However, once she realises her own mortality, Edina decides to buy expensive artwork, which she plans to…

Edina and Patsy travel to Marrakech for a photo shoot. They are accompanied by Saffron, who is interested in studying the local indigenous peoples for school. There, Edina and Patsy…

Edina frantically organises her cluttered house in order to host old friends Bettina and Max, who were once obsessed with minimalism. Feeling ignored by Edina, Patsy leaves in search of…

Edina discovers that both Marshall and Justin have cut off their alimony payments. After Saffron conspires with Edina’s accountant, Edina is led to believe that she is poor, and reluctantly…

Patsy accidentally burns down the Monsoons’ kitchen with a cigarette. She and Edina later plan a night out, but they decide to stick around after learning that Saffron is expecting…

Saffron grows impatient with Edina’s unwillingness to have their kitchen remodelled after Patsy accidentally burnt it down. Edina’s obsession with finding a particular door handle for the kitchen leads her…

As Edina and Patsy prepare to attend an underground rave on New Year’s Eve, they receive an unexpected visit from Patsy’s long-lost older sister Jackie. Patsy insists on taking Jackie…

Patsy convinces Edina to hire two male prostitutes (through Edina’s hairdresser Christopher) for an orgy on the night of Saffron’s university presentation. However, Edina is unable to loosen up, and…

Edina becomes frustrated when she loses a prestigious PR award to rival Claudia Bing, despite having bribed the judges. Worried about her dwindling career, Edina works on a campaign in…

Edina is left feeling helpless after Saffron leaves home to attend university. Patsy loses her job when Ella magazine folds; she later receives an offer to work with her colleague…

Edina joins a New Age commune, but she struggles to fit in and quickly becomes bored. Patsy finds herself disillusioned with her new job in New York due to creative…

Edina, who now runs a television production company, is slated to make a guest appearance with client Twiggy on Richard and Judy’s morning television show. Patsy has been injecting her…

Patsy is excited to be joining young supermodel Erin O’Connor for a magazine photo shoot in Paris. Edina and a reluctant Saffron come along for a mother–daughter fashion spread. After…

Edina enrolls in a boot-camp fitness programme and subjects herself to a strict diet, after being ridiculed for her weight by Katy Grin, Catriona and Fleur. Meanwhile, Patsy briefly experiments…

Bubble accidentally emails Edina’s clients’ details to nemesis Claudia Bing, who poaches most of Edina’s clients, including Twiggy. Patsy—who has recently been diagnosed with osteoporosis—and Edina are horrified when Saffron…